Wow... thanks for the good laugh.

That is just crazy. I have this image of the people at the ad company sitting around saying, "well, we don't want to show DIRT of course...who wants to buy something that came from the dirt..."

That will be right up there with the Seven Up ad saying they are "all natural" and picking the Seven Up cans growing on the farm (like strawberries). Last time I checked, high fructose corn syrup came from a laboratory, not a farm.
